February 08, 2005
ladies and gentlemen, I give you the super spank
He stands for truth, justice, the American way, and apparently, the "old-fashioned remedy." If you thought your ass would be aching after receiving the stony spank of the Thing, can you imagine how you'd feel after this? Truly this would be the Spank of Steel!
Honoring that time tested tradition, the spanker justifies his behavior by explaining that the recipient had it coming for a long time. In this case it must be true, it's Superman! He wouldn't lie...
Spank 'em and fly away. Superman had so much more style back in the Forties.
from May 20 and 21, 1941
Posted by Thrillmer! at February 8, 2005 10:08 AM
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